Weird News

It’s refreshing to see a teen get along so well with his stepdad. Justin Beynen, 18, requested more jail time just so he could spend extra time with his stepfather cellmate!

Imagine taking a lovely stroll through the park when, all of a sudden, you realize you've accidentally made your way onto the grounds of a women's prison. Such is the tale of an unfortunate 24-year-old man in Germany, who told police that he was already locked within the prison's confines before he knew what was happening.

The tricky part with online dating is that you never really know who you’re arranging to meet. One Canadian man learned this the hard way. He planned to rendezvous with a woman he met on a dating site…but that woman turned out to be his girlfriend!

As big a douche as this guy is, he may be on to something... Duane Starkenburg, 46, is accused of planting his face into the buttocks of multiple women at a Seattle park! Apparently, he likes to go to the park and watch women jog.

If you look closely enough, you can still see the umbilical chord...What an odd world we live in.

There's been a lot of debate about citizenship lately, but you probably didn't see this one coming: Superman has renounced his U.S. Citizenship.

Most father-daughter bonding doesn’t involve soliciting the services of a prostitute. A 51-year-old in Tampa, Florida woman was arrested recently after trying to buy a hooker for her 80-year-old father! Pia Kirchberg approached a woman and offered her $20 to have sex with the old man, who was waiting in a car nearby...

The inhaling (or "huffing") of solvents can cause hearing loss, limb spasms, cardiac arrest, damage to the central nervous system and even frostbite to the nose. On the bright side, the practice does make for some of the greatest mug shots ever...

Sir, the cough drop aisle at Walgreens is not a public bathroom. Police in Florida are looking for a man who urinated on more than 100 packages of cough drops in the store last Thursday.

Kids, this is your life on drugs. A California man was arrested Friday night wearing nothing but an Oakland Raiders jacket, a g-string…and a hair scrunchie around his genitals. Cops found Shawn Batie standing in the dirt next to a cemetery, yelling things in the dark...

Over the years, female rights activists have been slowly taking away the advantage that men have had in every aspect life. We never minded, mainly because there is one thing the ladies will never be able to do that men can...pee standing up. Now we no longer have that. Go Girl, a Female Urination Device, now allows ladies whip out anytime, anywhere.

I think this lady misunderstood the phrase "fill her up!" Hey, at least she wasn't texting... Colondra Hamilton, 36, pleaded guilty last Thursday to driving while watching a porno and pleasuring herself with a sex toy...