DOUCH OF THE DAY-Man Uses Cough Drops Aisle As Bathroom

Sir, the cough drop aisle at Walgreens is not a public bathroom. Police in Florida are looking for a man who urinated on more than 100 packages of cough drops in the store last Thursday. The guy apparently tried to get a prescription filled, but did not have the correct paperwork. So he strolled over to the lozenges and relieved himself, then left the store. The whole thing was caught on surveillance video and cops are hoping someone might recognize the elusive urinator, before he has the chance to piss off anyone else!