DOUCHE OF THE DAY-Lady Takes Self Pleasure To New Level

I think this lady misunderstood the phrase "fill her up!" Hey, at least she wasn't texting...

Colondra Hamilton, 36, pleaded guilty last Thursday to driving while watching a porno and pleasuring herself with a sex toy! Cops pulled her over in a traffic stop last year and in addition to discovering her, um, auto erotic state, they also found a broken piece of crack pipe in her purse. Her troubles didn’t end with her guilty plea, however. Hamilton was arrested again on Tuesday on theft charges for allegedly stealing cleaning items, an air mattress and a Blu-Ray player from a Walmart on three separate occasions this month. Sounds like her fast living just crashed and burned.