Funny News

The tricky part with online dating is that you never really know who you’re arranging to meet. One Canadian man learned this the hard way. He planned to rendezvous with a woman he met on a dating site…but that woman turned out to be his girlfriend!

As big a douche as this guy is, he may be on to something... Duane Starkenburg, 46, is accused of planting his face into the buttocks of multiple women at a Seattle park! Apparently, he likes to go to the park and watch women jog.

If you look closely enough, you can still see the umbilical chord...What an odd world we live in.

Kind of makes you question the old Visa slogan, “It’s everywhere you want to be.” A woman in Florida was arrested Friday for hiding a fraudulent Visa card and a fake driver’s license in her vagina! Ann Marie Hernandez, 46, was pulled over during a traffic stop and cops found more than $5,000 worth of items in her car that had been purchased with the fake card...

You have to wonder how this dude was even able to get his keys in the ignition. Don't drink and drive Most Wasted Driver Ever - Watch more Funny Videos

Two Los Angeles traffic enforcement officers appeared in a porn movie in which they fondled and spanked a naked actress and let her perform a solo sex act in one of their official vehicles. The kicker: It all happened while they were on duty.

A Virginia man was arrested after allegedly stealing 26 gallons of milk from a Walmart while wearing a cow suit and crawling on all fours.

Most father-daughter bonding doesn’t involve soliciting the services of a prostitute. A 51-year-old in Tampa, Florida woman was arrested recently after trying to buy a hooker for her 80-year-old father! Pia Kirchberg approached a woman and offered her $20 to have sex with the old man, who was waiting in a car nearby...

The inhaling (or "huffing") of solvents can cause hearing loss, limb spasms, cardiac arrest, damage to the central nervous system and even frostbite to the nose. On the bright side, the practice does make for some of the greatest mug shots ever...

Sir, the cough drop aisle at Walgreens is not a public bathroom. Police in Florida are looking for a man who urinated on more than 100 packages of cough drops in the store last Thursday.

Kids, this is your life on drugs. A California man was arrested Friday night wearing nothing but an Oakland Raiders jacket, a g-string…and a hair scrunchie around his genitals. Cops found Shawn Batie standing in the dirt next to a cemetery, yelling things in the dark...

We hope they thoroughly clean the gym equipment! A gym in Spain has begun offering naked workouts for nudists . Easy Gym in Arrigorriaga is the first in the country to promote stripped down ways of exercising. Gym owners say they provide towels for comfort and "to prevent slippage" on the equipment...