The only good reason for someone to actually wear skinny jeans is if they're extremely fat and they're making fun of the jeans and themselves.  All the while this fat person wearing skinny jeans definitely needs to be eating something.  Something dripping all over themselves and greasy.  I know I have a sick sense of humor, but I'd respect that person.

That said, here's a video making fun of all the D-Bags who actually wear skinny jeans.  Enjoy:

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