Skinny Jeans Shouldn’t Be Worn By Anyone. Ever. [VIDEO]
Skinny jeans are the worst invention ever. Women look goofy in them and men...well, no real man wears skinny jeans.
We have this dude who works for us, and all he wears are skinny jeans. He's a great guy, but we all really wish his girlfriend would burn his clothes. Now, to be fair, he's also a really skinny guy - so his only options are skinny jeans, or really baggy pants. You kinda have to feel for the dude.
How it came to be that dudes wearing their girlfriends' pants is a thing, I'll never know. I mean, who would want to wear pants that are so tight they show what religion you are? I grew up in the era where people wore low hanging baggy jeans that were always falling down. I don't know, maybe my generation just has bigger penises...