DOUCHE OF THE DAY–Man Breaks Into House, Calls Cops On Homeowner

A man who broke into a house in Portland, Oregon Monday night called 911 because he was scared the homeowner might have a gun. Intruder Timothy James Chapek was taking a shower when the homeowner, accompanied by two German shepherds, returned home and confronted him. Chapek was so startled that he locked himself in the bathroom and dialed the police. He told dispatchers that he had broken into a house, the owner had come home and that he was concerned the owner might harm him. The homeowner also called police, not realizing that the intruder would be stupid enough to do the same. Chapek, 24, was arrested.