Mug Shot

Say cheese! Err, not quite.

Keandre Varner, a high school student in Riverdale, Georgia, found his principal's mug shot online and posted it on Instagram. For doing so, he received a four-day suspension.

Since no one takes a pretty mug shot, why not make it a memorable one? That seems to have been the line of thought for a man from Florida (of course) who channeled Gene Simmons as officers held his head in place to take his booking photo.

Most people who get arrested don’t broadcast their criminal records. This guy had t-shirts made up. After spending nearly seven years in lock-up for armed robbery and breaking and entering, Jonathan Huntley printed up a shirt featuring his mugshot and the slogan “Making Money Is My Thang.”

This Texas punk really didn’t want his picture taken, but it ended up getting snapped anyway…in a mugshot. Johnathan Washburn, 23, and a friend allegedly assaulted a man who tried to take a photo of Washburn’s unusual three-pronged mohawk...

A man who broke into a house in Portland, Oregon Monday night called 911 because he was scared the homeowner might have a gun.

A man in Newark, New Jersey got 15 years in prison for stealing $180 worth of deodorant! But it’s safe to say Eric Warren, 43, deserved the sentence being that this was his 75th arrest! It’s no Secret that Warren had been committing theft-related crimes since 1988 and has spent four stints in jail...

A woman in Florida was arrested Sunday after attacking her roommate over a box of Girl Scout cookies. Hersha Howard, 31, burst in Jasmin Wanke’s room in the middle of the night and accused her of eating the Thin Mints – which everyone knows are the best ones...

Well, this is new. A man in Kentucky is facing charges after police discovered he was hiding drugs…in his penis. Antoine Banks was originally arrested after a traffic stop led to the discovery of a bag of salvia and liquid codeine. As he entered the jail, cops asked him if he had any more contraband on him, which he denied.

Brian Bruce McAllister, 51, swiped a 12-pack of Busch non-alcoholic beer from a Florida grocery store Monday, but obviously his intent was not to stay sober. Once he realized his goof, he went to another grocery store where he ditched the non-alcoholic pack and stole a 18-pack of regular beer...

Um...Imagine the smell. A female shoplifting suspect in Minnesota managed to conceal a $6,500 mink coat in her underwear! Not only that, she kept it hidden for three days while she was in jail! Those must've been some huge panties.