Weirdest Dream Ever- Sweet Dreams Are Made Of These

I would say I'm a pretty normal guy. I usually don't tend to have homicidal/serial killer tendencies. So imagine my surprise when I have a dream last night in which I attempt to murder my entire family. Awesome. The good news is, not only did I not murder them, I also thwarted my own attempt to do so!

Oh don't worry baby birds, I'll feed you.

So! We're at this awesome hotel. I'm gonna go ahead and say it was in Florida. It seemed right. So, evidently me and a cohort, who I'm pretty sure I've never met before, set out to poison the entire hotel! Keep in mind, previously I had been playing the new Batman: Arkham City Video game, where that exact thing is happening. So! We release a poisonous gas in the hotel, but then, perhaps realizing that I don't want to murder my family, I try to get my family the eff out of there! I'm pretty sure I got them all out, but I woke up before I could be sure. So, in the immortal words of Austin Powers, "What does it all mean Bazil?"

My trusty dream dictionary doesn't really have an explanation for attempting to poison my family, so I had to be a bit more vague when consulting it.  It states that " When you have a committed the crime in a dream of murder it is back luck. Especially with younger people. The nature of this dreaming of murdering someone is symbolic of losing your temper towards people that have no moral values or scruples." So, that's awesome. Evidently I'm gonna have bad luck now. Not only that, but my family doesn't have any moral values or scruples. Now, I'm not sure what scruples are, per say, but I'm pretty sure my family has them. So f*ck you dream dictionary.