The Fat Get Fatter

Ok...A couple quick notes. First of all, who had sex with this lady...twice, and why did she even bother with the vegetables?

A New Jersey woman aiming to be the fattest woman alive got even closer to her goal this weekend by eating a massive holiday dinner all by herself. For two straight hours on Saturday, the 644-pound Donna Simpson scarfed down two 25-pound turkeys, two maple-glazed hams, 15 pounds of potatoes (10 pounds roasted, 5 pounds mashed), five loaves of bread, five pounds of herb stuffing, four pints of gravy, four pints of cranberry dressing and 20 pounds of vegetables. Amazingly, the mother-of-two managed to leave room for a dessert "salad" made of marshmallows, cream cheese, whipped cream and cookies. Total calorie intake? 30,000. With a diet like that, it'll be a miracle if she even makes it to next Christmas!