Kids, this is your life on drugs. A California man was arrested Friday night wearing nothing but an Oakland Raiders jacket, a g-string…and a hair scrunchie around his genitals. Cops found Shawn Batie standing in the dirt next to a cemetery, yelling things in the dark...
A man in South Carolina got in trouble for making a snowman with snowballs. The 45-year-old apparently constructed an anatomically correct snowman, complete with dyed-pink male genitals!