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10 Awesomely Geeky Jack-o’-Lanterns
We’re self-proclaimed Halloween geeks. But honestly, how can you not be? There are so many ways to celebrate the holiday that by the time October 31st rolls around, our entire lives are defined by creepy stuff and ridiculous garb. Our pets aren’t big fans of the festive takeover, but that’s never stopped us from dressing them up as a turkey dog!
Poop Transplants are a Real Thing
Sometimes, life can seem like a big old piece of crap.
‘Evil Baby’ Meme Reveals Dark Side of Toddlers
As much as we love babies, there are times when they can be pure sources of terror. Unbearably adorable, charming, way-too-cute-to-get-mad at sources of terror, but terror-inducing nonetheless. In all honestly, we’re a little jealous these miniature munchkins can get away with virtually anything. If we stuck jelly beans up our nose or took it upon ourselves to redecorate the kitchen walls with Cra
Get Your Zombie on With ‘The Walking Dead’ GIFs
Don’t quote us, but we’re fairly certain a zombie apocalypse is pending. Why? The fact that ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ was renewed for a second season is reason enough to believe it. But even the military is prepping for a zombie takeover, and in all honestly, we’re totally on board! There’s a large possibility that’s due to our obsession with ‘The Walking Dead,' where all our spooked-out dreams a
The 10 People You’ll Encounter on Halloween
Halloween is the best holiday around, hands down. Why? We get boatloads of candy for free, we can dress up as Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson and no one will bat an eyelash. Is there anything more magical than parading around in ridiculous garb and entering sugar coma after sugar coma? No way!
Morris the Cat Wants to Be Your President
Politics are confusing. One day Obama and Romney join forces for a rendition of ‘Hot and Cold’ and the next thing we know, Big Bird is thrown into the debate debacle. Seriously, presidential candidates? How can you expect to be taken seriously among these ridiculous shenanigans? We think it’s about time you take some tips from a truly determined politician– one who puts the people first and knows
Naked Texas Guy Found Living in Mountain Cave
If you ask us, few things are better than kicking back, putting our legs up, and letting our third leg get some open-air action. If we could be naked all the time, you sure as hell know we would be, and letting our big D’s breathe every once in a while is a normal necessity for most guys. Unless you’re a dude who lives in a man-made cave on top of a mountain in Texas, and you’re parading around t
Guy Dunks Head into Bucket of Urine for $450
If you know how to work the system, you can become a rich man pretty easily these days. Want a free iPhone? Just show off that teeny weeny of yours on a Danish porn site. What about an overpriced reptile? Down a few dozen roaches, avoid death, and BAM– that $850 snake is yours. But for most of us, the whole “working the system” thing isn’t in the cards, because we’re dumb.
10 Easy Ways to Make Candy Corn Awesome
There’s one single treat in the history of all candy deliciousness that makes us feel so torn. Candy corn — we hate to love it and love to hate it. How is it possible it can taste so bad, yet be so irresistible? It’s a Halloween trick AND treat. (See what we did there?)
Guy Kicked Out of Bar For His Sweet Mullet
There’s an unspoken law of getting laid and it goes like this: mullets get the chicks. We swear it’s true. So when we heard the lady-lovin’ hairstyle got Australian David Hoogland kicked out of a bar, we were extremely shocked, surprised and intrigued
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The 10 People You Always See at the Movie Theater
We love the movies. Like, really really love the movies. Why? It’s an all-purpose venue! Want to experience a rollercoaster of emotions while feasting your eyes upon some Hollywood hotties? You got it! Or how about catching the latest horror flick with your friends just for the thrill of getting your pants scared off in the first 30 seconds? The movies can provide that for you too, my friend.
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Comedian Robert Kelly Teaches Us How to Cheat Wisely [INTERVIEW]
Robert Kelly is one of those badass guys who’s hysterically blunt while being completely sincere. Basically, he’s one of the coolest dudes around. Kelly is a New York-based actor and comedian who recently penned a book with his buddies Joe DeRosa and Bill Burr, ‘Cheat: A Man’s Guide to Infidelity”– a hilarious take on how to cheat wisely.
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