Boobs

Christina Andrews has something to get off her undersized chest.

Claire Smedley, a British mother of three who happens to also possess Great Britain's largest breasts, is terrified her massive knockers will kill her relationship with her current boyfriend and father of her children.

Ladies, science has discovered that wearing a bra is bad for you, and will make your tatas saggier — so lose those bras and while you’re at it, lose the shirts, their bad for a man's health.

I guess the saying is true, you can't motorboat a personality. Now it's been scientifically tested, and proven.

Female fans of several major college teams are showing their school pride on Twitter. And, by school pride, we mean their boobs — showcased in cleavage-baring, skin-tight college shirts in self-shot pictures posted to Twitter.

After learning about a recent boob-squeezing event for charity, we can confidently say the Japanese have this whole “giving back” thing down.

If you’re an ad agency struggling to come up with a campaign that motivates, stimulates, and instigates, just throw some boobs into the mix.

If you’re a female robber with a ridiculous rack, why would you even need to wear a mask? All eyes are on your “prizes.” (Just make sure to refrain from saying, “Eyes up here!”) This was pretty much proven true when a chesty blonde pilfered a gas station in Australia using only a knife and a low-cut top.

Some ladies pursue education or work experience to better themselves, but one Florida woman has decided that’s just way too much trouble — so she’s set out to put her name in the record books as the chick with the world’s biggest boobs.

With Mardi Gras come and gone, Jimmy Kimmel recently hit the streets asking women if they have ever flashed anybody. As always, the best is at the end. I wish I would have thought of this... Have You Ever Flashed Anybody?  

You ever have that conversation with your friends about what you would do if you were rich and famous? "I'd buy my own island", or "I'd quit killing hookers, and actually pay them instead". Well this blue-blooded Finish President's husband, who is rich, lowered himself to our standards when he got caught peeking at Princess Mary of Denmark's royal assets...

So, I have a list of girls I'm in love with. I try to keep the list down to a top 5, and it includes Katy Perry, Emmy Rossum, Kaley Cuoco, and Kat Dennings. But the girl who tops my list is Kate Upton. It makes sense, because her job, really, is to just be pretty. Well, she should get a 401k because She's. F*cking. Gorgeous. The 19(!!!) year old Sports Illustrated Model was named Rookie of the Yea