Boobs

We've all seen this infomercial right? The Cami Secret one. As a chick, I'd rather just wear an undershirt instead of a boob apron. If you're not privy to the term "boob apron", then get ready to learn even more NOT SAFE FOR WORK phrases from this parody video.

If you're having trouble with the ladies, you're not gonna feel any better after watching this video. Enjoy:

I have no idea what the hell they are saying...but, this snake has great instincts. And taste.