So, I went through most of my life as a virgin. 22 years to be exact. There were a multitude of reasons for this, but I never really thought about them...until I found myself immersed in them via a host of Halloween costumes. These costumes reminded me that there certain aspects of pop culture that prevented me from losing my virginity. Of course, it couldn't have been that no girls wanted to sleep with me. I'm good lookingish. So it had to have been something else. Whether it was because I was too busy focusing on Batman or The Evil Dead, or because Jesus told me not to, these are the reasons it took me 22 years to lose my virginity.