A man in Ohio has a very unusual drinking habit. Alan David Patton, 59, was banned from using public restrooms because he has a fetish for drinking urine! His latest bathroom-related incident got him sentenced to 30 days in jail and five years house arrest. But even that won’t flush his urges away. "It seems like what Mr. Patton really wants to do is just do the jail time and then get out and do it again,” said Columbus Assistant City Prosecutor Joseph E. Schmansky. Someone needs to teach Patton that he doesn’t need to piss away his life like this!

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