This summer, I will have been married to this beautiful woman for 14 years. She's the love of my life, an excellent mother to my child, and keeps our family and household running on all cylinders. Trouble is, she's trying to kill me.
What’s the saying about other fish in the sea? If a woman turns you down, don’t worry… pee on her leg? Is that it? That’s apparently what a drunken man in Colorado thought when he was rejected at a bar.
A man in Ohio has a very unusual drinking habit. Alan David Patton, 59, was banned from using public restrooms because he has a fetish for drinking urine! His latest bathroom-related incident got him sentenced to 30 days in jail and five years house arrest.