Florida Lady Lights Boyfriend’s Junk On Fire

Have a fight with your old lady recently? This couple gives new meaning to the phrase heated argument. Police arrested a Florida woman after she allegedly lit her boyfriend's crotch on fire as he slept on the couch. When Sheldon Gonzalez got home from work late Tuesday night, he wanted to sleep, which fired up his girlfriend...so, she pulled out a lighter, and lit up his crotch

"I just felt the heat in my groin area and I just reacted and she was right over me," Gonzalez said. He said he quickly extinguished the blaze and avoided serious injury.

"You tend to, like, get upset when somebody trying to harm the family jewels!" he joked. She is charged with aggravated assault and is not allowed within 500 feet of Gonzalez.