Masterbation

So, what happens when the video your running ends earlier than you thought? Well, you get caught enjoying it a little too much. Ah, the Russians. Always good for a laugh...

I think this lady misunderstood the phrase "fill her up!" Hey, at least she wasn't texting... Colondra Hamilton, 36, pleaded guilty last Thursday to driving while watching a porno and pleasuring herself with a sex toy...