Dirty Talk With Painter Bob Ross [VIDEO]

I used to always watch "The Joy Of Painting With Bob Ross" on PBS, where everybody's favorite human brillo pad painted his magnificent scenes in half an hour. And it made me feel like crap. How does he make it look so easy? Why is he always so mellow? How does he do that with his hair? Why is there always a "happy bush"? While Bob is no longer with us, his art will live forever...as well as his hidden perverted phrases, as you will hear below...

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