I'm a butt man. At least, I was...

This lady (who looks pretty good from behind) has some sort of rectal issue while she's waiting at a store. She digs for a few seconds, and seems to get the problem under control.

I guess I can understand that. Personally, I wouldn't have done it in public, but who am I to judge?

It's what she does afterwards that makes it really gross. Someone needs to teach this lady how to wipe correctly...