Women

As men, we're always looking for the big secret that unlocks a woman's heart (i.e. - how to get her naked). We buy products to make us look and smell good, we spend a fortune on flowers and candy, we spend more money than we have on materialistic things that we hope will attract their attention, and we watch a lot of porn hoping to find ways to make us better in the sack...

If you're on the hunt to trap a bunny of your very own this winter, this list will get you headed in the right direction. So strap your skis to the top of your suburban, fill your trunk with PBR and make like Elmer Fudd - go catch yourself a wabbit.

Every dating website will preach the importance of a "wing man." Wing men are overrated. Wing women are the key to sex-cess.

Watch out, guys. The ladies have a new – and very valid – excuse for avoiding the bedroom time you’ve spent an entire evening working toward. This time it’s not a faux headache or "monthly visitor" story, it’s a real, and potentially serious, allergy.

Ladies, science has discovered that wearing a bra is bad for you, and will make your tatas saggier — so lose those bras and while you’re at it, lose the shirts, their bad for a man's health.

Chiseled good looks are no match for a witty sense of humor, when it comes to snagging the woman of your wet dreams and taking her on a mattress ride. Unfortunately, a new study suggests that in a comedic battle of pretty boy vs. the ogre, most women will likely go home with the more handsome of the two, simply because beautiful people are perceived as funnier.

Aside from a pre-off-the-rails Mel Gibson being miraculously adept at reading Helen Hunt's lady-brains in ‘What Women Want,’ it’s pretty much a given that no one knows what the opposite gender is thinking, ever.

If you paid attention in high school economics, you already know the theory of supply and demand: the more of something there are, the less value they have. Seems the same thing applies to dating, because new research shows men are more likely to spend money on a woman if he thinks she’s his one shot at … well, let’s call it “romantic opportunity.” Or sex. We can call it sex. You’re so boring thou

A scientific study has revealed why men stare at women.  (Spoiler alert: It’s the boobs and stuff.)

Men are stupid. Sure, we can cure diseases, put people in space, break down near-impossible mathematical equations, etc. But, we have never learned to talk to women. Ever.

There are a few misconceptions amongst the female population about what we men like, and don’t like, from our female partners. We blame it on magazine quizzes and terrible romantic comedies.

A dude at Utah State walked around and asked members of both sexes (he he, I said member) if men and women could be just friends. The answers may or may not surprise you, but one thing is clear...All women are liars.