Self Pleasure

Touching meat in a grocery store is a totally acceptable practice unless it is your own and in your pants!. A man in Britain has been banned from entering local supermarkets unchaperoned due to getting caught masturbating for 10 minutes.

I think this lady misunderstood the phrase "fill her up!" Hey, at least she wasn't texting... Colondra Hamilton, 36, pleaded guilty last Thursday to driving while watching a porno and pleasuring herself with a sex toy...