In a move that should surprise absolutely no one, officials in South Dakota have pulled their 'Don't Jerk and Drive' campaign -- and the reason should be pretty obvious.
We've all grown up with the old wives tales of "if you touch yourself you'll go blind!" or "You'll grow hair on your palms!". Well, my hands are hairless, and I can see fine. Of course, this carpal tunnel in my wrist hurts pretty bad...
Regardless of what the Pope might think, masturbation is totally normal. That is, it’s totally normal as a private endeavor in a controlled environment.
Medical experts have concluded that petting the walrus for Jesus, wrestling the bald-headed champ, punchin’ the munchkin, bopping the bologna, beating off, masturbating, or whatever you choose to call playing with yourself will not help a person fall asleep – no matter how much they do it. Shucks.
The gorgeous fall weather has everyone heading outdoors for one last burst of sunshine before Old Man Winter brings months of chilly air. Especially five-time convicted flashers looking to get a touch of color on his fun cannon so it’s not as pale for the occasional mid-January peek-a-boos.
Meet Masanobu of Tokyo. He hold the prestigious honor of owning the world record in masturbation. You won't believe how long he can last, and with his girlfriend timing him in the same room.
Wait - he has a girlfriend?
Brazilian woman Ana Catarina Bezerra Silvares has a rare and - and apparently very real - medical condition called "compulsion orgasmic," which requires her to masturbate up to 47 times a day or suffer from painful consequence.
The need for constant self-gratification obviously presents problems in the workplace, but a Brazilian judge has made the 36-year-old's life easier by ruling that