Masturbation

Touch Yourself Too Much?
Touch Yourself Too Much?
Touch Yourself Too Much?
We've all grown up with the old wives tales of "if you touch yourself you'll go blind!" or "You'll grow hair on your palms!". Well, my hands are hairless, and I can see fine. Of course, this carpal tunnel in my wrist hurts pretty bad...
Bad News, Fellas: Masturbation Apparently Does Not Cure Insomnia
Bad News, Fellas: Masturbation Apparently Does Not Cure Insomnia
Bad News, Fellas: Masturbation Apparently Does Not Cure Insomnia
Medical experts have concluded that petting the walrus for Jesus, wrestling the bald-headed champ, punchin’ the munchkin, bopping the bologna, beating off, masturbating, or whatever you choose to call playing with yourself will not help a person fall asleep – no matter how much they do it. Shucks.
Man Explains He Wasn’t Pleasuring Himself In Public, After Being Caught Pleasuring Himself In Public
Man Explains He Wasn’t Pleasuring Himself In Public, After Being Caught Pleasuring Himself In Public
Man Explains He Wasn’t Pleasuring Himself In Public, After Being Caught Pleasuring Himself In Public
The gorgeous fall weather has everyone heading outdoors for one last burst of sunshine before Old Man Winter brings months of chilly air. Especially five-time convicted flashers looking to get a touch of color on his fun cannon so it’s not as pale for the occasional mid-January peek-a-boos.
Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work
Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work
Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work
Brazilian woman Ana Catarina Bezerra Silvares has a rare and - and apparently very real - medical condition called "compulsion orgasmic," which requires her to masturbate up to 47 times a day or suffer from painful consequence. The need for constant self-gratification obviously presents problems in the workplace, but a Brazilian judge has made the 36-year-old's life easier by ruling that