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Broke? Give The Gift Of “Self Love” This Christmas

Self Love Kit - Tee Roy
Self Love Kit – Tee Roy

Yesterday, our digital guy walked into my studio, gave me $10, and said to buy something and write a post about it. Obviously, I headed straight to the bar. After two beers, I had a moment of clarity, and realized they probably want a receipt and some stuff, so I headed to the dollar store and went crazy.

Being broke myself, I had no problem turningĀ  four dollars and twenty cents into a single person’s date night. Have one of those friends that has never had relations with a sober person? Then this is the gift for them.

Items included in my little self-love kit:

1. Lotion – keeps the friction down

2. Tissue – easy clean-up, and if anybody sees it in your trash can, they’ll think you have a cold

3. Scented Candle – who’s says a party for one can’t be romantic?

4. Tube sock – If you have to ask, you’ve never done it.

5. Photo Of Betty White – If touching yourself to pictures of Betty White is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right!


Overall, this gift cost less than $5, will be scoffed at when received, but well used when they are at home alone.

FYI – asking a dollar tree employee to help you find a tube sock, lotion, tissue, and candle will get you a weird look, and some nasty comments to her coworkers. Awkward…

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