Show Off Your Skills In The Air Sex World Championships
In what has to be one of the oddest competitions ever, people can now prove their libido is the best in the country with the "Air Sex World Championships".
That's right. If you think you have what it takes to please yourself, you can follow in the footsteps of Season 5 winner "Cuntastrophe", and represent your home town for a shot at the championship.
I wish I could make this stuff up. The best part? Last season inspired an Air Sex movie, currently in the works.
Funny, I always thought "air sex" was just a fancy way of saying "masturbate". Who knew all those years of "practice" could actually amount to anything?