Is It Wrong To Fake Sleep When The Dog Barfs?

So who does the dirty work? As in who cleans up the yucky stuff? It ain't me!

I love our dog Wiley (left). He loves me too, even though I dressed him up in this hat. However, when he gets sick, I act like I'm sleeping. But I'm not the only one, right?

Yesterday, it was a beautiful day out. So after work, we were all outside, the fiance was grilling some fish, I was standing around drinking a beer, and the dog was eating bark. All of this is normal, except every time he eats the bark he gets sick that night. So we knew it was coming.

Usually, when the dog get's sick, I just act like I'm still sleeping. I don't even care if it's obvious or not, because I don't know how anyone can sleep through hacking.

But, last night, I was sick of getting crap for not waking up. So I got up. Then in the dark, I rammed my shin against something, screamed an expletive, then went back to bed. Yes, I gave up.

The dog barfed up wood on the floor, the fiance cleaned it up, and I went back to bed. I'm a horrible person, I know, but at that moment, Wiley was NOT my dog.

What about you? Who cleans up the gross messes in your house?