The Little Drummer Boy may feel a bit naughty watching this.

Meet Sara X, who's probably keeping her real last name a secret because no one would be wise to use their real name while desecrating the sanctity of this holy (shopping) season.

Although, to be fair, if Sara X was doing her act outside the Orange Julius, we'd be much more inclined to worm our way around the parking lot for three hours looking for a spot in order to go inside and fight the crowds while looking for the ideal gift.