A Medina, Ohio man pleaded not guilty to what is described as “persistent” disorderly conduct,  and resisting arrest after a couple of incidents, in which the man was acting strangely.  Hmmmm.  More after the jump.

31 year old Lucas Kocab was arrested for the second time in a month, after he called police because he thought there were 30 intruders in his home, but police say there was nobody there when they arrived.  Kocab explained that the “intruders” were trying to make it seem like they weren’t there, by blending in with their surroundings, like “chairs” and “trees.” Officials said he was running in circles, yelling and acting paranoid, before police used a Taser to subdue him.

According to authorities, 29 year old Heidi Miller of the same address, admitted the two were snorting bath salts a few hours before the incident. Yes, you heard right, BATH SALTS.  Officials say these weren’t the typical bath salts in stores, these contained synthetic drugs that mimic the effects of meth.

Bath Salts. On the plus side, the insides of their noses were found to be smooth and supple.

VIA MedinaGazzette.com

FROM MICHELE MICHAELS