DOUCHE OF THE DAY–Tattooed Man Arrested

Jerome Smith of Ohio has the word “Genius” – spelled with a “J” – inked across his forehead. Might as well have just tattooed the word “Stupid.” Same effect. Smith – obviously no genius – was arrested for assault and his mugshot put his unfortunate face tattoos on display for everyone to see. The 27-year-old also has “omerta,” the Italian word referring to the Mafia code of silence, tattooed on his neck and some Chinese characters on his cheek, which are probably misspelled too. Let’s hope someone buys him a dictionary in prison.