DOUCHE OF THE DAY–Crazy Man Goes On A Rant While Getting Arrested [VIDEO]

If you’re gonna be dragged into the back of a police car, might as well go out with a loud, incoherent rant. A slow-speed chase on Friday across two counties in California ended with a suspect’s bizarre diatribe caught on tape. Officers had to put a protective mask over the man who was spitting at them, and as they attempted to load him into the squad car, he began yelling. Here’s just a slice of his crazy-talk: “I’m, uh, not a citizen of the United…you took my pants off? Look at this! This is…I will sue for this… The courts, the, the…do you know what the bar is? It’s the British Accredited Registry. That’s why lawyers are accredited by Britain, not America! It’s a fake system! It’s all for control!” Sounds like he could use some tips from Charlie Sheen on how to improve his psychotic rants.