Convicts Booty Holds Booty

Guess this homeless man figured he wouldn’t be seeing the sun for a while…so he decided to pack some things where the sun don’t shine! Neil Lansing, 33, was arrested in Sarasota, Florida on Friday and corrections deputies conducting a routine search in his cellblock found some interesting items hidden on his person. According to officials, Lansing had a condom in his rear which contained 17 round blue pills, one cigarette, six matches, one flint, one empty syringe with an eraser over the needle, one lip balm container, one additional unused condom, a receipt from CVS pharmacy and a paper coupon. At least with the receipt he can return the items...