Normally, when you see a child being taken advantage of in a beauty pageant, the mother is some ex-hottie who just missed out on being Miss Oil Lube 2001 (or whatever beauty pageant she attempted that no one cares about), and is living vicariously through her child. This little girl's parents a different matter, all together. Not only do they need to have their child taken away, the mother needs to cut her meal intake down to less than 6 a day. Drinking a case of of diet soda every day does not constitute "cutting calories".

Why are child pageants even legal? Aside from the over-zealous mothers, the only people who like these things usually have been on at least one episode of "To Catch A Predator"...

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