Bad Parenting

Here's a mother of the year candidate right here! Patricia Denault, a mother in Longwood, Fla., is a bad mother. And never has it been easier to determine that someone is unfit to raise children than this case here.

Police in Clarksville, Tennessee arrested a man for throwing a car seat -- with his baby inside -- at the child's mother last week.

How messed up is this? This so-called dad, 37-year-old Eric Lehtinen of Redmond, Washington, injected his own son with heroin as well as ketamine, morphine and codeine because the boy was set to live with his mom once the divorce was finalized.

For some reason, I just really like when kids get hurt. I don't even know why. Perhaps I have issues from when I was a child. At any rate, it's especially funny when it's the parents who cause the pain (maybe that's my issue...?). Take this video for instance: A mom is trying to help her daughter get up a hill, but in doing so causes her to fall.  That's a metaphor for life if I've ever heard one.

Normally, when you see a child being taken advantage of in a beauty pageant, the mother is some ex-hottie who just missed out on being Miss Oil Lube 2001 (or whatever beauty pageant she attempted that no one cares about), and is living vicariously through her child...

How pathetic is this douche??? He tosses his kid to catch a foul ball, and then drops the ball. That ten seconds of his life is going to cost his kid thousands in therapy...

She’s eight, but she wants to look six. A British beautician living in San Francisco injects her young daughter with Botox and takes her to have her body waxed – all in a bizarre attempt to make the girl famous.