Suicide Girl

Glitz is a 24-year-old Suicide Girl from Louisiana with a black belt in mixology, which means she's an expert at getting us drunk and (we hope) taking advantage of us.

Eden is a 24-year-old Suicide Girl from Italy who has a major crush on Jessica Rabbit.

Meet GoGo — a mega-huge ‘Game of Thrones’ fan who we’ve featured in November 2011, February and May. She’s also into ‘Carnivale’ and ‘Deadwood,’ and has a weakness for milk and cookies. For some reason, we’re envisioning a Santa Claus role-playing fantasy, but in a castle. We know, we have issues.

Meet Eliona — a 21-year-old student who’s into playing with her piercings, Resident Evil, and Silent Hill. Ya know, the stereotypical valley girl.

Meet Dixxia – a 24-year-old fashion designer and tattoo artist from Colombia who likes to stay in and watch old movies on TV. She’s also into harajuku dolls, ice cream, and candy. Bow Wow Wow might want candy, but we prefer Diixia.

Meet Maokiz — a 20-year-old French SuicideGirl who’s into ‘Snatch’, ‘How I Met Your Mother’, ‘Desperate Housewives’ and bacon and eggs. So much for the, “I just want to know what to make you in the morning” line.

Meet Essence – a 20-year-old SuicideGirl from Indiana who’s into ballet, singing, acting, animals, and the great outdoors (not the movie, but the real deal). She loves being a total goof and can’t live without Pepsi. We smell an endorsement deal.

Meet Bruise, a SuicideGirl who gets hot over…wait for it…bruises. Does she mean bruises from rough sexual play or bruises from smashing knees against desks? We’ve got a TON of those. We’d be her dream guys. Wait until she sees our zipper bruises.

Meet Bitten – a ‘Zona hobo who’s into guys with glasses, bats, and the cello. She also likes Tool, Faith No More, Van Morrison, True Romance, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. We want to compliment her but we know she hates overkill, so we’ll just say, “SHE’S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!”

Meet Wit, a SuicideGirl who loves kicking butt, Ghandi and keeping her fantasies secret. We’ll guess it’s kicking butt with Ghandi.

Meet Osmoz, a SuicideGirl who lives in France, thinks reading in a coffeeshop is a good time and wants someone to make her laugh.

Meet Alle, a SuicideGirl who lost her virginity in an interesting way, loves to hear dirty talk and loves to drink Russian vodka.