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Anyone who goes to Sturgis knows that THE place that you HAVE to go is the Full Throttle Saloon. Heck, they even made a TV show about it. So naturally, this was the first place that Tee Roy went. And boy, was that a good decision. (Mostly) naked ladies, biker dudes, zip lines(courtesy of Jungle Quest), and drunk people...

Have you ever seen The Descent? It's the movie where cave-dwellers go, um, cave dwelling and are attacked by mutant monster type things. I literally watched that movie 2 days ago. Guess where we went today? Yup- a cave. Effemmell. Potential murder aside, it was a cool trip...

Well, you've already seen the town, and what it took to get to the town. But really, besides the actual motorcycles, the real stars of Sturgis are, naturally, the bars.

Back in 1820, gold miners in South Dakota, after a long hot day of, um, mining gold, needed a break. So, they invented Sturgis to get drunk, get laid, wear chaps, ride Harley's, and get into fist fights!

Sturgis is here! Well, not here. Cause you're there. But we're here. And by here, I mean Sturgis, SD. Tee Roy is bringing his unique brand of..."dj-ness" to the place where he fits in most.

Rock fans are a funny lot. They're so diverse, but so united by a common love of getting their faces melted. Young, old, guy, girl, hot, not; it doesn't matter! Rock fans are forever bonded by leather, bandanas, studs, and hair grease.

What needs to be said about Hinder? Are they rich? Yes. Are they famous? Yes. Do they care? No. Do they rock? Yes. Do they get more sex in one weekend than most of us will get in our entire lives? Absolutely. Did they absolutely, positively bring the house down at The Venue on Tuesday night...

Today is Leigh Kakaty's birthday. But instead of getting stuffed from cake and pizza (cause that's what ALL rock stars do on their birthday), the lead singer of Grand Rapids-based band Pop Evil is celebrating by shredding the stage and shedding his clothes at The Venue. We couldn't think of a better way for him to do it. With the crowd shouting "one more shot," Casper proved that if anyo

We don't know who Adelita is, or what way is hers, but what we do know is that Adelita's Way kicks some heavy duty booth. With two guitars, a bass, drums, and one of the most powerful voices rock has ever seen, Adelita's Way proves that while they may be playing at The Venue, the stage belongs to them...

Turns out, Jesus plays in a rock band. Egypt Central, to be exact. Also, Jesus has a 6-pack. In addition to having the Lord and Savior in their band, Egypt Central is made up of, surprisingly in this line of work, pretty cool dudes.

When Oklahoma native band 9 Left Dead walked on stage at The Venue on Tuesday night, the crowd in attendance knew that they were witnessing something special.

It's 11:00 AM. I'm awake because I have to be, to do this post. My comrades, Nick(Other Nick from this point forward) and Adam are still asleep. I have a headache. I'm hungry. I can't find my belt. The following pictures and videos, while comical, do not accurately portray who we are as human beings.