Egypt Central Rocks The Venue [PHOTOS]

Turns out, Jesus plays in a rock band. Egypt Central, to be exact. Also, Jesus has a 6-pack. In addition to having the Lord and Savior in their band, Egypt Central is made up of, surprisingly in this line of work, pretty cool dudes. As witnessed by our Rock 96.7 Freeloaders, EC is an extremely humble, mellow, laid-back group of dudes. Until they get on stage. Then they rock your face off of your head, eat it, poop it out, and put it back on your head. And the entire time, you're begging for more. Check out these pictures and prepare to, if not lose your face, at least lose your eyebrows.