Dumb Criminals

A group of teens in Maryland accused of credit card theft have been identified thanks to incriminating photo booth pics they took of themselves holding the card. Oh well. No one ever said you had to be smart to commit fraud.

Getting dumped was just the beginning of this guy's problems.

You could say a Palm Bay, Florida man and his wife got into an “eated” argument.

A man in Washington State is almost as addicted to sex as much as he is to theft.

What’s that they say about the punishment fitting the crime?

Not since Norm did his part to keep Cheers afloat has someone gotten away with racking up such a ludicrous bar tab.

Missouri high school student Kaitlyn Booth probably thought she was pulling off the mother of all pranks when she changed a fellow student's last name to an offensive term in the school's yearbook, but now the joke's on her. Booth has been arrested and could be charged with a felony.

We all know taking the school bus can be tough for kids, but who knew it could be so rough for parents?

In our experience, parents generally let their small children drive when they're too drunk to drive themselves. But a father in Ohio was apparently stone cold sober when he let his 9-year-old daughter drive the family car. Can't blame alcohol for this one, dude. That dumb decision was all yours.

What comes around goes around. And sometimes, it comes around much quicker than you expect.

If you have good neighbors, consider yourself lucky.

Craigslist is a great resource for meeting people and buying and selling almost anything. But when it comes to giving away children, there are probably better ways. That didn't stop a Texas woman from offering her three-year-old for adoption on the service, however.