Some Random Bike Week Observations Part 1- Tee Roy Takes Sturgis

Halfway through my third year at Sturgis, I've learned some things. Not really stuff that will blow your mind, but definitely stuff that may help you on your next trip...

1. Everybody's here to have a good time

2. People will doing anything in front of a camera.

3. Everything costs an arm and a leg...and sometimes a testicle

4. There are a lot of large breasted women in this town

5. Porta Potties are the Taj Mahal compared to what else is available...

6. Even ugly people like to let loose when there is enough encouragement and booze

7. Never trust a fart when you haven't pooped for three days

8. Free stuff is everywhere, you just have to pay for it

9. Apparently, thongs are the new shorts...and I'm OK with that...

10. Some people have more money in their bikes than I have in my house...