Random Rant Of The Week-A Memoir For Friday 3/9

Yesterday, I put out a call to all potential bloggers asking for your random rants. (Click here for the post) After receiving a few e-mails, I realized too late that this means work for me...damn, didn't think that one through...

Well, since I'm now committed, here's the first of, hopefully, a long run of Random Rants...enjoy!

(Wanna jump on this train? E-mail your random rants to troy@rock967online.com)

Submitted By Halley

This is my random rant for the day, the following list is comprised of things I don't like:

People who blame their problems on their upbringing.

Thick cake frosting.

When I lay down and my nose whistles.

When you automatically swallow and you choke, usually in public or during a movie.

When my boob itches and people look at me funny for adjusting, while the majority of males can have a tug of war all day and no one bats an eye.

The line of dust left on the floor where the cusp of the dustpan was after you sweep.

Public bathrooms.

Soggy waffles.

Hangnails.

The name 'Todd'.

Birds.

Spiders.

Bird eating spiders.

Gin.

Ham.

When I stub my toe.

When I do it again ten minutes later.

Ugly babies.

Caps lock.

When people choose 'ur' over you're or your. Their and there and they're and thurr.

The guy in the red shirt who was always with kirk and spock and bones.

Dog farts.

Neon anything.

Skinny jeans.

Clowns.

Any beer in a green bottle.

When a popcorn seed husk gets stuck in my gum-line always in the very back of my face and stays there until the end of time.

False sympathy.

Being politically correct.

Sweatpants with words on the ass.

Kankles.

Take your pick.
Cheers!
Halley VonAction