Every weekday morning, I give you a little "Random Rant". You know, just some random weirdness to get your day started. Everyday, I get calls and messages saying "Hey Tee Roy, should go off about...".

Well, I'm lazy, so that's probably not gonna happen...

BUT, I do realize that you probably have something that really chaps your ass, so, here's your forum!

Obviously, since this is public, there will be a couple rules...

1. NO Racism. This is 2012. Get over it.

2. NO calling out ex's and/or neighbors ...by name. "My Neighbor's an ass" is acceptable. "My neighbor Joe Mama is an ass!" is not.

3. Try to keep the language PG-13. Hey, I said TRY...

I'm sure there are more, but pretty much anything else goes. I'll publish the good ones, and we'll throw them on the world-wide-web for the entire planet to enjoy. Hell, if it's really good, I'll throw you on the air!

Wanna go off? Send your rant to troy@rock967online.com, with "Random Rant" in the subject line, and prepare to enjoy fame and fortune! Well, at least enjoy the fact that your thoughts are being read by thousands...