PETA Proclaims Vegan Is For Lovers [NSFW VIDEO]

When it comes to getting action, I think carnal, I think red meat, but I could be wrong.

According to PETA, going vegan can leave you bruised and broken from all the bumpin' and grindin'.  Exhibit A:

However, when I think of sexual prowess and vegans, I think of this scene from the movie "Scott Pilgrim vs The World:"

Now to go eat my burger.