Man Kicks Stranger Out Of Bed

Ok...Either He's gay or she looks like a box of buttholes. Just Sayin'...

You're a single guy and a naked woman shows up in your bed one night. What do you do? Well if you're this particular guy, you call the cops. And then most likely get ridiculed by all your friends. The unidentified Canadian bachelor alerted police about the middle-of-the-night visit on Saturday. He said "a woman came into his bedroom, promptly disrobed, slid into bed next to him and fell asleep." When police arrived the woman was still asleep - and very intoxicated. She apparently lived in the same building, but on a different floor. Awkward...