Nicknames are funny things. They usually have some entertaining story behind them, and stick with a person for the rest of their lives - whether you want them to or not.

I've known dudes named Stick, Porkchop, Dude, and Lunchbox...just to name a few. The funny thing is, these people's monikers fit them extremely well, and I can't honestly tell you what their reals names are.

One thing about nicknames though - you can't give yourself one. It's douchy to the max. I once knew a dude who called himself "The Bo-dozer". He also talked in the third person. He got punched...a lot.

So, let's pretend that it is acceptable to give yourself your own nickname. If you did, what would it be? Check out the answers below, then give us yours in the comment section below...

Rock 96.7 Question Of The Day 6/3/13
Rock 96.7 Question Of The Day 6/3/13

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