Earlier, I gave you some advice on how to turn on a woman. Taken from my years of experience, I'm pretty confident that the list is mostly correct. Obviously, all women are different, and looking for different things, so there may be some variables that you'll have to deal with on the fly.

When it comes to turning on a man, this advice is universal and WILL work. Trust me:


1. Be Naked

2. If #1 is working, try holding a beer at the same time.

3. If #1 and #2 aren't working, you're dealing with a woman. If that's the case...