Free Beer & Hot Wings: Our Co-Worker’s ‘Penis Ears’

The other day, Eric Zane noticed something about our co-worker, Metalhead Ned, here at the home station of "The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show," 97.9 WGRD.

Ned had gauges in his ears back in the day, which is when you pierce your ears and then slowly increase the hole size. After a while, your ears have massive holes in them.

A few years ago, Ned decided to ditch the gauges. However, it wasn't really that simple because he was left with massive holes in his ears.

After going to a dermatologist and having many procedures done, Ned's ears now look like penises.

The official condition is called a keloid scar. We prefer "penis ears."

A close-up of Metalhead Ned's left ear during a broadcast this week of "The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show" in the Grand Rapids, Mich., studios of 97.9 WGRD. (Photo: Free Beer & Hot Wings)