DOUCHE OF THE DAY-Woman Arrested For Robbing Dollar Store

Of all the things to steal, why this? A Maine woman was arrested last Tuesday for attempting to steal two scented toilet paper holders from a Family Dollar store. Jennifer Poors, 25, tried to conceal the roll holders – valued at a whopping $1 each - in her sweatshirt pocket. Poors was already out on bail from another arrest, and was charged with violating the conditions of her release. Ironically, her previous arrest was for stealing pills from her mother used to treat irritable bowel syndrome. Suddenly, the toilet paper roll theft makes a little more sense.