DOUCHE OF THE DAY–Man Steals “Toys” From His Boss
A man from the Florida Keys was arrested Monday night and charged with stealing a box of, um, female pleasuring devices. As if that isn’t bad enough – he stole them from his boss! Breakfast cook Mitchell Tice, 40, allegedly broke into a utility trailer of his former employer in January and swiped the items, along with two laptops and a wig. We’d rather not know what went on in his boss’ trailer. Tice was charged with felony burglary and two misdemeanor counts. Judging by his mugshot, he’s still pretty pleased with himself.