DOUCHE OF THE DAY–Man Steals Non-Alcoholic Beer

Brian Bruce McAllister, 51, swiped a 12-pack of Busch non-alcoholic beer from a Florida grocery store Monday, but obviously his intent was not to stay sober. Once he realized his goof, he went to another grocery store where he ditched the non-alcoholic pack and stole a 18-pack of regular beer. But he botched that robbery too...because he got caught.