Spurs Fan Celebrates Title by Falling Face-First Out of Truck Into Street [VIDEO]

Note: NSFW audio.

One unlucky Spurs fan went from the ecstasy of victory to the agony of tasting pavement.

We particularly love his rapid attempt at recovery, which leads us to wonder:

1. Does he think that if he just gets up really fast and runs back, no one will notice or remember the monumental faceplant he just suffered?

2. Does he believe that by getting up and resuming life as though nothing happened, the full force of the incident somehow ... won't actually hurt?

and 3. Does he know that someone already made a GIF of his moment of triumph?